I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. She just moved here all the way from Africa. Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. So.how was your summer? - I got divorced. Is everything all right in here? - Oh, yeah. Norbury? My T-shirt's stuck to my sweater, isn't it? - Yeah. Kristen Hadley's boyfriend is gonna sit there. I don't know if anyone told you about me. So it was goodbye Africa and hello high school. But then my mom got offered tenure at Northwestern University. Except for the fact that both my parents are research zoologists and we've spent the last years in Africa. And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. Or that we're weirdly religious or something. "Home-schooled kids are freaks." X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P. I'm and until today, I was home-schooled. But, you know, this usually happens when the kid is. I guess it's natural for parents to cry on their kid's first day of school. Put it in your pocket, I don't want you to lose it. You remember your phone number? I wrote it down for you, just in case. You can ask one of the big kids where to do that. This is your lunch, OK? Now, I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk.
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